I Love Donald Trump

What A Guy!!

What A Guy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m the new president of the United States

I’m rich and smart and really great

stand up, salute and clap your hands

as I turn this place into white man’s land

 

Arabs and beaners stick in my craw

I’ve got the power to deport them all

at least 3 million to right to vote

that made my victory an empty joke.

 

I got friends in Moscow both high and low

though I deny of them I know

still, Vladimir hid the dirty tricks

I did in Russia with my smelly dick.

lovely Cossacks that pissed on my head

while I engage in fellatio

now to good Vlad some blow I owe.

 

Teresa May found me charming

though I thought her ass size a bit alarming

still, better than Merkel’s by an English mile

so I grabbed her pussy in my usual style.

 

My fascist staff are just the best

they hate the blacks and Jews and all the rest

this land belongs to white old men

and the shriveled cunts that serve their ends.

 

Yes I’m the president of the United States

I’m rich and smart and really great

buy my wine, eat my steaks

believe the news I usually fake.

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Snakes In My Blood In My Heart-Blood Warm

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Finally here –Gracie Hardings’s Snakes In My Heart-Blood Warmed, Part III of Lamentations.  With verse by Jerrod McKinsey, music from The Avalanches, Awolnation, James Blake, Bon Iver and Mogwai and featuring the Little Rascals, this completes the five part series posted throughout 2016.  The piece embeds video/audio clips hence is not playable on iOS or Android devices (sorry! – iOS version is in the works).  www.newhudsonexit.org

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Black Lives Matter Doesn’t Anymore

blm1‘We Won’t Negotiate With Trump – Period.’ – Patrisse Khan-Cullors

“We’re not going to be taking meetings with Donald Trump. We’re not going to be sitting with his attorney general. What we will be doing is protesting. What we will be doing is calling for an end to white nationalism and fascism.” – Patrisse Khan-Cullors to NPR reporter David Greene on 12 December 2016.

2016 Election Trump ‘Well, Duh‘ – Kellyanne Conway

“Actually, we never planned to talk with Black Lives leadership about anything.  Of course, now I can say ‘we would have loved to have a serious conversation about Black Lives Matter’s concern’s but they took even talking to us off the table.’ It makes us look a whole lot less racist now.” – Kellyanne Conway to Fox News host Maria Bartirom on 13 December 2016.

BLM didn’t like any of the 2016 democratic presidential candidates.  Bernie’s record of civil rights activism was too old and he was too old and he was white and there were some other things too.  Clinton was married to the guy who signed the 1994 omnibus crime bill twenty years ago.   Patrisse was 11 when that happened – she has a good memory – but getting to the woman who knew the guy that did the deed seemed to right the hideous wrong.  Gary Johnson was stupid.   And Jill Stein was stupid too but didn’t  count.

They hardly ever talked about Donald Trump.  Obviously he was white supremacist.  Obviously he demeaned women.  Obviously he was going to send Hispanics back to where ever they came from and then lay into those colored folks who were driving big cars, voting and all that.  Shoot, it was insulting to even talk about black people voting for the shithead who wrangled the republican nomination.

So how did BLM tell their sympathizers to vote?    Don’t Vote.   That was their answer.  Sit out this damn election.

blm4Somehow Hillary Made Bill Do It.

And so many of them did.

Look what happened – Hillary Clinton, Ms. BLM evil itself, lost Wisconsin by 23,000 votes, Michigan by 10,700, and Pennsylvania by 68,000.   Black votes in all of these states were far fewer for Clinton than Obama.   Had she gotten  2% more of the black votes, she would have won the election.   [In Milwaukee, 47000 less people voted in 2016 than in 2012.  Clinton received 44,000 votes less than Obama did then.  Had she gotten half those votes, she would have carried the state.  This story repeats in Michigan, Pennsylvania and Florida.]

How many black voters made the BLM choice?  Well it is hard to say – none of the pollsters really asked blacks who did not vote, why they didn’t.  But overall, Clinton received 11% less of the black vote than Barack Obama did.  Again, had she picked up just a fraction of these votes, she would be president on January 21st.

blm5Sure – What Possibly Could Go Wrong?

So now Patrisse and her fellow BLM guys are ranting against the hateful Trump.  We think that now,  they would actually preferred to rant against Clinton.  But they urged ‘no choice’ without a lot of thought about the consequences of their consul.   Their world changed big time on November 8th; they are just starting to figure that out.

Clinton was a somewhat arrogant political hack that lasted beyond her time.  But her heart on civil rights and people’s liberties was in the right spot.   All Americans would have seen their lot improve under her.   But if you not white, you better run – Donald Trump don’t like blacks or Hispanics or Muslims or just about anybody else that’s not like him. 

If you want to end white nationalism and fascism in this country, you should have voted on November 8th.  They both just got a big shot in the arm.   You better run.

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Snakes, In My Heart-Blood Warmed–Part V

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Part V of Gracie Harding’s five part Snakes In My Heart-Blood Warmed is now available at www.newhudsonexit.orgSnakes  Parts I through IV are journeys through the complex romances of Benito Mussolini.  Ida Dalser (Part I) , Clara Petacci (Part III (not available)), Rachele Guidi (Part IV)  and Eva Braun (Part II) all have a story to tell with Il Duce.   

Eugenio Pacelli is the focus of Part V.  Pacelli had a complex relationship with history. Mussolini and the Italian and German Fascists were a big part of  it.  He will make your heart blood churn and warm. 

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Update 2016–Still The Dumbest Country On The Planet

 

dodge3Collectively America’s Worst Vehicles

In December 2014 we wrote here that Americans were the dumbest people on the planet earth.  This was long before Donald Trump ambled upon the presidential scene.   Our observation was based upon the huge number of Americans who purchased Chrysler products even though the vehicles made by Chrysler has been repeatedly rated since 2008 as the most unreliable products ever build .

This week, Consumer Reports published their Annual Automotive Reliability Report.  Not much changed between this year and last.  Toyota and Lexus (which is actually a Toyota) were again the most reliable cars made.  Chrysler, Dodge and Fiat made the worst cars – again we repeat, that is for eight years in a row.  That is quite an achievement.

dodge1A Lexus Is A Toyota; A Chrysler Is A Dodge.  But A Fiat Is A Fiat.

2016 has been a bad year for Fiat Chrysler Automobiles.  In addition to getting the worst cars made award,  they ended up recalling over 11 million cars and trucks.  The recalls were  for everything from self igniting vanity mirrors to engines that seized up on the freeway to head restraints that failed to restrain heads (how hard is to make a head restraint anyhow??).  11 million.  Let that number sink in. 

dodge4Anton Yelchin – R.I.P.

It didn’t help that in June, Anton Yelchin was killed when his Jeep Grand Cherokee ran over him while he was standing behind it in his driveway.  The Jeep had been recalled, of course, for a defective electronic gear shifter.   The gear shift recall was one of 14 recalls Chrysler issued against Yelchin’s Grand Cherokee.  You can’t blame him for dawdling to get the shifter fixed.  He probably was more worried about the exploding speedometer or buggy airbag software that cause the airbags to randomly inflate deploy.

What you can question though, is why the man bought a Jeep.  Even the most basic research would have revealed  it as one of the most unreliable cars on the road and unsafe to drive.

This year, Jeep sales rose 12% compared to 2015.  2015 was Jeep’s best year ever – 1.2 million of the fuckers were bought.

dodge2FCA CEO Sergio Marchionne –”In Italia These Woulda Be Great Numbers!”

So there you go.  11 million recalls.  Year after year of being rated the worst cars ever made and Americans – millions of Americans – buying the crap.  Year after year – Chryslers and Dodges and Fiats.

Americans are dumb.  Dirt stupid.  And I don’t even bring up Donald Trump.

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Snakes, In My Heart-Blood Warmed

Snakes, In My Heart-Blood Warmed

          

Coda

 Spanky socked some goofy guy

while Petey bites his toes

Vittor rocks and screams with glee

as Benny wipes his nose

 

Alfalfa does his cross eyed thing

as a fly marched down his nose

Roach says the act’s embarrassing

Vittor never finds it old

 

 

Hal lights stogies for them both

klieg lights turn blue smoke green

as he kisses baby Jean

his stinky sausage leaking cream

Vittor’s fingers pull and grope

her little girlish cantaloupes.

 

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Vittorio Mussolini, son of Italy’s dictator who is here to study motion picture production technique, is shown being greeted by “Our Gang” when he visited Hal Roach Studios. Left to right: “Alfalfa” Switzer; Hal Roach, Jr., “Porky” Lee; “Spanky” McFarland; Vittorio Mussolini; Baby Patsy May (on Vittorio’s knee) and Darla Hood with Pete the pup.

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