Category Archives: Ralph Reviews

Doggerel

Posted on January 2, 2018 by arfieandralph

  I am old and have a cold – it is four degrees outside the dog sits in front of me entreating black eyes open wide, mouth flickering down a long white snout back and forth His nostrils try to … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas From The New Hudson Exit

Posted on December 24, 2017 by arfieandralph
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The Real Secret Plan To Defeat ISIS

Posted on September 17, 2016 by arfieandralph

Actually it is not a secret.  Bill Maher has been telling anyone who would listen the best way to get rid of ISIS – let the Arabs do it. Endless Miles Of Sand.  A Few Goats. Pretty simple eh? Think … Continue reading →

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Sometimes I Shit And Stink And Sometimes I Just Stink

Posted on August 18, 2016 by arfieandralph

In Australia, Everything Is Upside Down. Unless you lived under a rock throughout 2015, you could not have missed her.  Avant Gardener was played every 30 minutes on Altnation; your local Indie radio station went gaga over Sometimes I Sit … Continue reading →

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A Big Pain

Posted on May 29, 2014 by Ralph Beaumont

I think I first encountered Au Bon Pain in the Rochester, NY airport in the early 1990s;  I had a small coffee for $3.25.  My travel companion had a coffee with a croissant (over eight dollars as I recall).  The croissant was … Continue reading →

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Bing Crosby And The Yellow Submarine

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Ralph Beaumont

I always thought the Beatles’ Yellow Submarine film was an addled attempt to promote Ringo Starr’s horrid singing voice.  Yellow Submarine was the B side of the Beatles’ 1966 hit Eleanor Rigby and on Revolver but neither could rescue the … Continue reading →

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