Category Archives: Ralph Reviews

Golden Rears

  The Tim Rogan Acoustic Love Seat I made my first audio chair when I was seventeen. J. Gordon Holt had just reviewed the Dale Swanson Black Lightning Eams chair in this magazine. It wowed me! How could something a … Continue reading

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Doggerel

  I am old and have a cold – it is four degrees outside the dog sits in front of me entreating black eyes open wide, mouth flickering down a long white snout back and forth His nostrils try to … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas From The New Hudson Exit

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Dog Days At The BBC

Today, the dog’s days of summer starts in Finland. This is for real. Google it. The high today in Helsinki was 68°. The low tonight will be 52°. In Miami, the high today was 97°; the low tonight will be … Continue reading

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The Real Secret Plan To Defeat ISIS

Actually it is not a secret.  Bill Maher has been telling anyone who would listen the best way to get rid of ISIS – let the Arabs do it. Endless Miles Of Sand.  A Few Goats. Pretty simple eh? Think … Continue reading

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Sometimes I Shit And Stink And Sometimes I Just Stink

In Australia, Everything Is Upside Down. Unless you lived under a rock throughout 2015, you could not have missed her.  Avant Gardener was played every 30 minutes on Altnation; your local Indie radio station went gaga over Sometimes I Sit … Continue reading

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